NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Panda and Newton are all tucked in on a cold and snowy night, when they hear an unexpected sound coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE … they aren’t alone.

Dropbear Notes

Christmas time with Panda. What more can be said?

I wanted to tell the timeless tale of St. Christopher bringing toys … wait, he is the Patron Saint of Travellers … I mean St. Nicholas (… the Patron Saint of Sailors??) to all the good boys and girls around the world—Panda took it to a whole ‘nutha level.

Seriously. That woman is aces with a bat. And her “Guilty Pleasure” award.

My god. The blood. The milk. The humanity. Newton.

Panda Notes

We had a few ideas for our Winter Special but all seemed to fall through but then I had this great idea that included MAYHEM AND VIOLENT INSANITY AND ALL THESE THINGS THAT XMAS IS ABOUT.

So…. this is what you got. ‘Cuz I love Xmas so much. If you know me at all, you know I love Xmas about as much as I love watching horrific shark attack movies.

Lots of cabbage and celery were destroyed in the making of the foley of this movie.

You’re welcome.

Newton Notes

I HAVE THUS PROVEN AGAIN THAT I AM THE BE-ALL AND END-ALL OF ALL THINGS AMAZING.

I DEMAND MY OWN UH… BOX TO POOP IN. AND SOMEONE TO CLEAN UP AFTER ME.

WAIT A MINUTE…. I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

NEVER MIND.  AS YOU WERE.

mew.